Owen Bird Law Corporation

How would you rate the overall culture of your law firm?
Owen was medium, I was charged with a summary offence for trafficking exotic birds and I ended with a indictable offence, sent to international law for crimes of terrorism, including transportation of rare botanical imports, I didn't know my hydroponics and poppy seeds, labelled be an international terrorist. I was fined me $200,000 for not declaring my imports, and because bill C36 , the cops took my car, boat, and my equity in my home, I can't even appeal the charges.
But Owen was super fine to look at and he promised he would come visit me for conjugal visits, plus he has a big feet, so i'm excited for a new boyfriend, he says with good behaviour I can be out in 6-8 years.

How manageable were the hours and expectations at your firm?
Owen and I hit the bird and sometimes was was nice and called it pro-bono, other times about 30 hours a week, not too many criminal cases because they will be legalizing transportation and natural botanical for COVID and medical purposes.

What opportunities for advancement or partnership were available?
new companion and my self help guru.

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Would you recommend this firm to other attorneys?
yes not if your single he way too good looking and distracting when your trying to remember your story when you have lie to the judge under oath.

Current or former employee?: Current Employee

Job type: Freelance